Mitch

Mitch

From UFO’s to ancient brotherhoods; Mitch has a theory on everything. He lives in an alley but claims that the CIA are constantly monitoring him.

When it comes to conspiracies, there’s only one expert who’s got all the facts; Mitch has dedicated his life to finding out the truth; and not the kind of truth you’d find in books, libraries and newspapers because as far as he’s concerned the media are run by the government in a campaign to keep the public stupid.

Having been allegedly abducted by aliens, the CIA ánd the Illuminati, Mitch considers himself to be the one who has to open the public’s eyes. He runs seven websites on alien probes, two reptillian encouter support groups and a tin-foil hat store from the alley where he lives.

Some peole say that Mitch has mental problems and should stay away from all that paint thinner, but as far as he’s concerned, those are all rumors spread by the government.